“Ditch”

Written by cindyc on March 6, 2010 -

My husband gave me a new call sign.  Yep, I gave it away with the title: Ditch.

I earned it on Thursday, after spending a morning out n’ about taking photos for work and for fun.  My day actually started out on a bright note.  I woke up at 4:30 a.m., headed to a commercial site to take some photos for a new project, grabbed a latte at Starbucks and drove around town blaring Lady Gaga on my radio.  I felt super productive and was ready to head home…..

That’s when I looked in my rearview mirror and saw the sunrise.  I’ve never really been that into sunrises and sunsets, but there was something extra special about the sunrise that morning.  I became obsessed with getting a shot of it.

I drove down 10th Avenue South and took off towards Belt.  As soon as I got out of town, I knew the timing was perfect.  I cautiously pulled over onto the side of the highway and quickly realized how far I was from the best vantage point.  So, I did what any sensible person would do: I drove my trusty SUV into the field.  Ummmm…..yeah.  WRONG decision.  My poor Tahoe sunk like the Titanic….and I didn’t have my cell phone on me.

After sweating for a few minutes and unsuccessfully trying to rock my vehicle out of this mess, I walked out to the side of the highway and waved the most pathetic wave.  Cars just whipped by me, but each and every person did do a double take at my vehicle.  It was downright hilarious.  Then the sweetest woman drove by with her jaw dropped and did a U-turn to rescue me.  This angel looked at me and the first thing out of her mouth was, “Aren’t you the picture lady?”  No joke.  I replied, “Yes, I am.  I’m also a moron.  Can you please let me borrow your cell and drive me into town?” ;-)

Long story, longer….Matt met me in town and drove me back to this comical scene.  When he asked how far I drove into the field, I told him about 5 or 10 feet.  When he saw my car, he busted out laughing (because it was about 30 feet away) and told me I better call a tow company.  While I was on hold for a tow truck, Matt ventured out into the mucky mess and somehow by the grace of God - Matt drove my car out of the field.

Thank you Matt for always getting me out of sticky situations!  And for not ever getting mad at me when I do stupid, harmless things like this.

Oh yeah…and I didn’t get the sunrise photo.  But I did take these for your entertainment.

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P.S. Thank you Bob for the car wash coupon!!!!!

P.P.S. I’m in Vegas for WPPI!  I’ll keep ya posted on my adventures.  Hopefully, I don’t get stuck anywhere!


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3 Responses to ““Ditch””

  1. By sTEphANiE on Mar 6, 2010 | Reply

    OMgosh cIn, totally hilarious and totally YOU!

  2. By Amber Rivera Heck on Mar 8, 2010 | Reply

    Oh my goodness! That is totally something I would do! Nice work…you always seem to make me smile!

  3. By Rachel Melone on Mar 9, 2010 | Reply

    This is fantastic! I am soooo glad you weren’t in a small little sedan! :lol:

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